I.R. Sleaze upset over being labeled a rat defender

Chloe was very anxious as she asked Jazzy, “Jazzy Cat, I think we are in more trouble than we have ever been in because I just heard from the honorable I.R. Sleaze and he is furious that you implied that he would defend rats on your blog yesterday. He said that he may be an ambulance chaser to a degree, but he would never stoop to defending rats like that socialist radical Ramsey Clark who is over in Iraq defending that Saddam guy. What are we going to do?” Jazzy Cat responded, “Chloe this is the Christmas season. Let me get back to you when I have formulated my strategy to get out of this without even using one of my nine lives.”