Tuesday, January 31

Jazzy and Cuffy set up surveillance plan to catch mouse

Cuffy was still stressed that we had not eliminated the fugitive mouse. She believed it to be just like a terrorist on the loose with the potential to spread disease (biological warfare). She asked me about the possibility of implementing an organized plan to put our entire home under surveillance. But, since Cuffy was a worrier, she asked, “Jazzy, do you think we need to get permission from a FICA court after every single incident of checking out strange scents on the floor.” I, your courageous Jazzy Cat, replied, “Cuffy, since the WH and DH household does not have the democat problem that is hindering the war on terror in our country, we can use whatever it takes to eliminate our mouse problem.”

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