Cuffy wants to write a book and be on Oprah Windbag show

Cuffy came running up to Jazzy and said, “Jazzy, we should write a book about our lives as world class predators. We could tell how we stalk and kill water buffalo, elephants, and the like. Then we could explain how we have to fight off lions and tigers to keep our kill. It would be such a sensational book we could get on the Oprah Windbag show and become celebrities and make a gazillion dollars.” I, your humble and honest Jazzy Cat replied, “Cuffy, there is not a word of truth in that bull you just cited. As a matter of fact we haven’t even got that mouse intruder yet and here you are talking about lions and tigers.” Cuffy continued, “But Jazzy, if truth is relative as the post-modern culture wants to believe, what is the harm?” Jazzy called Cuffy over and said, “Cuffy, we are not going to participate in the extinction of logic and reason whether the post-modern culture agrees or not. I then slapped Cuffy upside the head with my paw. My meaning was clear….. Go catch the mouse and forget that fake book folly!”