Friday, February 10

Jazzy offers Democats funeral solution

I, your most humble and precious Jazzy Cat, have been thinking about how Jimmy Carter and other Democats desecrated the funeral service of Mrs. King. I understand that propaganda at a funeral is a terrible thing to waste. So, I would like to offer them a solution that would prevent their dishonoring of the dead in the future. Instead of calling the entire event a funeral service, add a second event and call it a Solemn TRAPS. TRAPS stands for trash republicans as the problem speeches. The announcement could be as follows: Today’s funeral for Senator Esteemed Democrat will be a 3pm and will be preceded by a Solemn TRAPS at 10a.m. This solves the problem. They can have a dignified funeral and still have their political hate and propaganda event before the funeral.

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