Jazzy and Cuffy discuss guard dog Chief

Cuffy asked Jazzy, “What do you think of ole guard dog Chief boycotting his dinner last night?”
I, your most astute Jazzy Cat, replied, “Cuffy, it was amazing to see that ole humble dog refuse to eat his dog chow with nothing but milk poured over it. DH has spoiled that dog so bad with the huge cushion in the corner of the carport, the electric heating pad on it, and the stuff she has been putting on his dog chow to enhance the flavor like broth etc. It is amazing how luxuries can become necessities even for a humble ole guard dog. Even human beings have made necessities out of things that had not even been invented a hundred or so years ago. We should be thankful that we felines are of much greater worth than dogs.”