Jazzy Cat explains liberalism disorder
Cuffy asked Jazzy, “Jazzy cat, do you think that liberalism disorder is caused by brainwashing, a psychological character flaw or do you think it may be genetic?” I, your humble Jazzy cat, replied, “Cuffy, I have been studying that very thing lately and I believe some people are simply manipulated and brainwashed. These people suffer only from temporary liberalism disorder and can recover with daily exposure to the truth. An example would be college students. Some liberals have political and other agenda’s to pursue for personal status and gain. Senators Needmo Integrity and Philip N. Flopp would be examples of this character flaw. However, after reading many of the left wing radical wacko blogs, I have reluctantly concluded that these people have a genetic deformity that effects their perception of reality (The liberal that I debate from Indiana is an exception). They are extremely angry and full of hate toward George Bush, republicans, and conservatives. They are irrational and border on delusion. Example: One of them, when pushed to give his best evidence on how Bush stole the 2000 election, offered the butterfly ballots as proof. A democrat election commissioner in a county run by democrats designed the butterfly ballots. However, this did not matter in his deluded mind. Cuffy, I sure hope they find a cure for this awful and harmful disorder.”
3 comments:
I have reluctantly concluded that these people have a genetic deformity
Genetics is a study that emerges directly from the study of evolution - they cannot be in any way disentangled. I wonder if you could clarify whether or not a) you are using 'genetic' in some metaphorical sense, and not in its correct scientific, evolutionary sense; b) your comment about evolution at the header of the blog is a metaphorical statement about the perfection of you, as a cat, and not a statement about evolution per se, which you accept; or c) you wish somehow to use a fundamental component of evolutionary theory in order to criticize somone else, while denying that the foundation of your criticism actually exists. I just wondered.
First, to believe that a supreme being created the universe does not rule out belief in science and scientific discovery. Genetics does not flow directly from evolution as you stated. Certainly a supreme being that must exist for anything to exist can design the universe with genetics as well as physics, chemistry, etc. Second, Perhaps I failed but this particular post was meant to be humorous. Although, the more I consider the possibility…. there does seem to be common precepts in the thinking of liberals and conservatives that makes how they will think on a certain subject predictable.
Cuffy thinks that since you have to explain you are trying to be humorous as often as you do, humor probably isn't your strong suit...
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