Jazzy Cat's 401K and Alaskan Photo

Chloe came up to me earlier today and said, “Jazzy Cat why do you spend all of that time in WH’s lap purring and ‘sucking up’ when you could be at a window in meditation or sleeping?” I explained to Chloe yet again that I was reaffirming the bond between WH and myself that I had established eight years ago. I then said, “You fool, it is not ‘sucking up’ it is in fact working on and cultivating my 401K!” Chloe just has no clue when it comes to understanding cat/human psychology. However, I did not slap her upside the head like she deserved because tomorrow is the Lord’s Day.